Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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