I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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