Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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