Do you still have your period?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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