The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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