i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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