i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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