I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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