ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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