Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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