So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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