S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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