i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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