I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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