just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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