We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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