Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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