So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I want to fling myself into the sun
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