Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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