Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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