I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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