i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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