What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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