He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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