but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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