How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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