i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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