Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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