She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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