I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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