i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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