i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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