I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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