It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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