Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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