I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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