I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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