The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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