I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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