the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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