Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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