you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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