he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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