She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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