My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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