So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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