so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I would fuck him just for his dog
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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