i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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