sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Randomize
