I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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