You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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