I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize