I got chris browned last night
You work out of a Hotel?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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