Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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