Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She told me I should be a condom model.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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