yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
