Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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