official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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