Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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