enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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